October 27, 2008

Let's learn some FRENCH Phrases

1. TURN - le coup

2. LITER - le true

3. BEHIND - le coud

4. ALMS - le mousse

5. FIVE - le ma

6 . FLY - le pad

7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag

8. CONFUSED - le tou

9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag

10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah

11. CITY - ce vou

12. DRUGS - sha vou

13. GOODBYE - va vou

14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou

15. BALD - cal vou

16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!

17. FEATHERS - valahe vou

18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou

19. SINK - lah va vou

20. COCONUT - vou coup

21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou

22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule

23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah

24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou

25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta

26. JAIL - coup lou ngan

27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu

28. BUGER - cõup la ngõut

29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh

30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa

31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah

32. TADPOL - vou teiteh

33. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!

October 20, 2008

Girls in my Circle

When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend.

Then I started to become a woman, and I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,

God would show you the best in many friends.
One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.
Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.
Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities.
Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.
One friend will say, ' Let's cry together. '
Another, 'Let's fight together.'
Another, 'Let's walk away together.'

One friend will meet your spiritual needs,
another your shoe fetish,
another your love for movies,
another will be with you in your season of confusion,
another will be your clarifier,
another, the wind beneath your wings.
But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the occasion,

on whatever the day, or whether you need them to meet you with their

gym shoes on and hair pulled back, or to hold you back from making

a complete fool of yourself.......


Those are your best friends.
It may all be wrapped up in one woman, but for many,

it's wrapped up in several...
One from 7th grade,
one from high school,
several from the college years,
a couple from old jobs.
On some days your mother,
on some days your neighbor,
on others, your sisters,
and on some days, your daughters.
So whether they've been your friend for 20 minutes or 20 years,

AND ONLY IF YOU'D LIKE TO,


pass this on to the women that God has placed in your life
to make a difference.

***thanks to Marchy for this forwarded email***


October 18, 2008

Words of Wisdom

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to
myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter )

I had a rose named after me and I was very
flattered. But I was not pleased to read thedescription in the catalog: "Not good in a bed,
but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt


Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest
woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited
by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement.
-- Mark Twain


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending; and to have the two
as close together as possible. --George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only
once a year. -- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die
of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for
a jury. --Groucho Marx



My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every
now and then she stops to breathe.
-- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds
back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people
would stop dying. -- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness But it does bring you a
more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
--Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things
that fish do in it. -- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it
had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . As you grow
older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fiftty,
But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
--Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch
his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal


The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out!!

If these Words of Wisdom don't make sense to you, Forward them all...
If they do, forward them more!!!

October 17, 2008

It's Joke Time!

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po. NITRATES are higher
than day rates!"

Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.

WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my
husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the
husband!"

Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!

Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay! >

Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihin
kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel. "O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa
langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda,
may basketbol doon. Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!"
(ngek!)

Usapan ng dalawang bata....
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang
humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo 'yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!


Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti
pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro,
sumama na ako sa 'yo!

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang ipagsabi.
Nahihiya ko...
Mister: Okey.
Kinabukasan, dumating ang taga-Meralco. ..
Taga-Meralco: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.
Misis: Ha? Bakit mo alam?
Taga-Meralco: Nasa record po.
Mister: Bakit Naka-record diyan na delayed ang misis ko?
Taga-Meralco: Kung gusto ninyong mawala sa record, magbayad kayo!
Mister: Eh kung ayokong magbayad?
Taga-Meralco: Puputulan kayo!
Mister: Eh anong gagamitin ni misis?
Tag-Meralco: Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila .


Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!


Sa isang classroom...
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong
mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!

Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car!


Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!

Yun lang. Have a Nice Day Folks!

October 15, 2008

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED TAKEN


* Walang pera.


* Mukhang ngarag at laspag.


* Kuripot.


* Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.


* Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.


* Boring kausap.



Ganyan ka ba?? Send this to all your friends...



PS: DO NOT ADVOCATE SINGLES FOR LIFE. Unless you want to become something else.

October 14, 2008

Breakfast at McDonald's: A Forwarded Email Life Story

This
is a good story and is true, please read it all the way
through until
the end! (After the story, there are some
very interesting facts!):

I am a mother of three (ages
14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my
college
degree.
The last class I had to take was
Sociology.

The teacher was absolutely inspiring with
the qualities that I wish every
human being had been
graced with.

Her last project of the term was called,
'Smile.'

The class was asked to go out and smile at
three people and document their
reactions.

I am a
very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say
hello
anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake,
literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my
husband, youngest son, and I
went out to McDonald's one
crisp March morning.

It was just our way of sharing
special playtime with our son.

We were standing in
line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden
everyone
around us began to back away, and then even my husband
did.

I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling
of panic welled up inside
of me as I turned to see why
they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible
'dirty body' smell, and there
standing behind me were two
poor homeless men.

As I looked down at the short
gentleman, close to me, he was 'smiling'.

His
beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he
searched for
acceptance.

He said, 'Good day' as he
counted the few coins he had been clutching.

The second
man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I

realized the second man was mentally challenged and the
blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.

I held my tears
as I stood there with them.

The young lady at the
counter asked him what they wanted.

He said, 'Coffee is
all Miss' because that was all they could afford. (If
they
wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy

something. He just wanted to be warm).

Then I
really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached
out
and embraced the little man with the blue
eyes.

That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant
were set on me, judging
my every action.

I smiled
and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two
more
breakfast meals on a separate tray.

I then
walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen
as a
resting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my
hand on the blue-eyed
gentleman's cold hand.

He
looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, 'Thank
you.'

I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, 'I
did not do this for you.
God is here working through me to
give you hope.'

I started to cry as I walked away to
join my husband and son. When I sat
down my husband smiled
at me and said, 'That is why God gave you to me,
Honey, to
give me hope.'

We held hands for a moment and at that
time, we knew that only because of
the Grace that we had
been given were we able to give.

We are not church
goers, but we are believers.

That day showed me the
pure Light of God's sweet love.

I returned to college,
on the last evening of class, with this story in

hand.

I turned in 'my project' and the instructor
read it.

Then she looked up at me and said, 'Can I
share this?'

I slowly nodded as she got the attention
of the class.

She began to read and that is when I knew
that we as human beings and being part of God share this need
to heal people and to be healed.

In my own way I had
touched the people at McDonald's, my son, instructor,
and
every soul that shared the classroom on the last night I spent
as a college student.

I graduated with one of the
biggest lessons I would ever
learn:


UNCONDITIONAL
ACCEPTANCE
.




May you learn Unconditional acceptance too. Please Forward this to all that you know.

Thanks to my friend Gwend for forwarding this email.

October 11, 2008

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE

  • Mahilig kumain.
  • Panalo ang social life. Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
  • Hayok sa tulog.
  • Gadget-addict.
  • Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.
  • Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.
  • Tumataba.
  • Porma to the max.
  • Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.
  • At higit sa lahat::: Addict sa Chat.... hahahaha...

October 9, 2008

The Penguin Game

Warning: Very Addictive

My best score is 320.5!!!


Subject: Smack The Penguin



This one could keep you occupied for hours. It's certainly a way to hand-eye coordination and timing.

So, how far can you smack the penguin?

Click to make the penguin jump and then click again, in time to make the polar bear swing the bat to hit the penguin across the ice!


Warning : Very addictive ! ! !
Click Here!

After you play, please comeback and let us know your highest score. Forward this also to your friends...

October 7, 2008

4 Things That you Cannot Recover





























An interesting little story.

This happens when we do not focus on what we are doing. A lot of people do not pay attention to what they are doing and when encountered with an event like this they do not know how to react. If you were that woman, what would you do after that incident?

I hope this story can help us examine ourselves and look back on how many times we have failed in life like the woman in the story. This might help us change a little bit.

Thanks to Lotlot "Foolish Heart" for this wonderful forwarded email....

You may forward this also to people that you know. Please feel free to do so.

October 5, 2008

What does a blonde person do?

A BLONDE wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and

finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the BLONDE moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the
voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The BLONDE, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, !
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE HOCKEY RINK."

Hahahahahahahha.... Thanks to Fred who forwarded this email.

This story is very allegorical. It pertains to something deeper.. We might think that a blonde person is that stupid but wait... lets think about it again and again.... That blonde girl is "you" sometimes.... You think you can escape from this? no no no.... You and me are stupid sometimes.... Thats true... The only thing we have to do is not to be that stupid everyday... every other day or every other week is fine. ;)

5 Rules on How to Forward Emails?

5 Rules of Forwarding Emails


Forwarding of emails is one of the topics I get contacted about the most. And, one which also causes hurt feelings and misunderstandings more than any other topic. Daily, emails flow in from onliners asking about a "nice way" of telling someone they care about, relative, friend or associate to not forward attachments, chain emails, religious and political commentary or the jokes that are so prevalent online.
Netizens are afraid to ask others to stop and those who are asked to stop, no matter how nicely, get offended and feel as though their thoughtfulness is not appreciated. But let's think about this a moment. How really thoughtful is it to click the forward arrow, then a bunch of email addresses and hit send? Well, your brain had to "think" about those steps but does that make the effort truly "thoughtful." I don't think so...
Here are the 5 Rules of Forwarding Emails that those who are being truly thoughtful follow. If everyone followed them all the problems associated with forwarded emails could be avoided. Sticking to these guidelines will assist both those thinking they are thoughtful and those who don't want to appear otherwise:
Don't forward anything without editing out all the forwarding >>>>, other email addresses, headers and commentary from all the other forwarders. Don't make folks look amongst all the gobbly-gook to see what it is you thought was worth forwarding. If you must forward, only forward the actual "guts" or content of the email that you are of the opinion is valuable. Check out this neato free program to help you out: Email Stripper.
If you cannot take the time to write a personal comment at the top of your forwarded email to the person you are sending to - then you shouldn't forward it at all.
Think carefully about if what you are forwarding will be of value (accurate information -- check for hoaxes @ Snopes.com), appreciated (something the recipient needs) or humorous (do they have the same sense of humor as you do) to the person on the other side. Or do you just think it is worthy? If you cannot think of why the person you are forwarding to would like to receive the email - then don't forward it. If on company time using company e-mail -- think not twice, but three times if forwarding is worth the risk of your on the job credibility and professionalism being diminished.
It should go without saying (But I have to say it because folks do so anyway.) that forwarding of chain letters; regardless how noble the topic may seem, virus warnings or anything that says "forward to everyone you know" simply shouldn't be forwarded because in most cases it is plain old B.S. (again check before forwarding @ Snopes.com). Email is email--there is no chain to break or continue--no cause or effect whether you do or not. Also, the fact is not all commentary will be appreciated by the other side if they have a different viewpoint than you do--be very careful here.
If you must forward to more than one person, put your email address in the TO: field and all the others you are sending to in the BCC field to protect their email address from being published to those they do not know. This is a serious privacy issue! Do not perpetuate a breech of privacy started by other forwarders who included their contact's addresses in the To: or Cc: field by continuing to forward those visible addresses to your contacts! Remove any email addresses in the body of the email that have been forwarded by those who brush off the privacy of their friends and associates.
The above 5 rules will help qualify if an email is worth forwarding and the right way to do so if it is. If one cannot make these extra efforts, then they really have no excuse to get mad or have hurt feelings when asked to stop. And if asked to stop forwarding, don't get mad; just realize the person on the other side certainly has the right to make that request.
On an aside, also keep in mind that if you are forwarding a private email that was sent to you, you must get the sender's permission to forward it on to others (or post it publicly). Emails are copyright protected by their authors. Not only that, common courtesy dictates that you should ask the author first if the email sent for your eyes only can be forwarded to strangers or others for which it was not originally intended.
At the end of the day, when it comes to receiving unwanted forwarded emails, if you fear hurting someone's feelings by asking them to stop forwarding you email, know they probably meant well, were really thinking of you, were trying to make a point - ahhh, just hit delete!

About the Author: Judith Kallos is an authoritative and good-humored Technology Muse who has played @ http://www.theistudio.com/ for over a decade. Check out her popular E-mail Etiquette Web Site, Books and Free Tools @: http://www.netmanners.com/.



Let's Keep this in mind in order to protect not only us but also those whom we care about.

October 4, 2008

2 TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM

My friend had sent me this email a long time ago and i thought it was still worth reading material for everybody to share. It is a timely issue and I hope this can enlighten us a little bit of a certain issue in our society today.

1) Oprah Winfrey Show, I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upperclass white people.'His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'. Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the result of unity. Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in the world. Stop buying any range of their product, perfume, cosmetics,clothes, bags, etc.,

2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. 'Madam, what isthe matter,' the hostess asked. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she responded. 'You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.''Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this Flight are taken. I will go & see if another place is available.' The Hostess went away and t hen came back a few minutes later. 'Madam, Just as I thought,there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.' Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: 'It is not Usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.' She turned to the black guy, and said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.' At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had Just witnessed stood up and applauded.

I never thought Racism is still existed throughout human..


What does the Bible say about racism?


There are some things you might do well to think about before you let yourself get away with thinking such thoughts. First, you might ask yourself how you would like it if someone told you that they did not like you because of your skin color or ethnic origin? Wouldn't you want a chance to show them that you were a decent person? You probably think that you are a unique person and that no one is exactly like you. And you would be correct in thinking that. So is the person of your disdain.
Humans in general have a great deal in common. We all eat, sleep, drink, go to the bathroom and share numerous other characteristics. Whatever skin color we may wear does not make us any less human than another. We all have feelings. Most of us want to be liked by others. What is the purpose of not liking another human?
God created this universe, this world and everyone in it. People exist in their variety because God designed it that way. Put simply, racism is a criticism of His handiwork. If you told me that you did not like me because of some physical characteristic I have, I might say: "Look buddy, your beef is really with the One that created me - it has nothing to do with me. I had nothing to do with creating myself! I can't change a characteristic you don't like just because you ask me to. Like you, I did not ask to be on this planet and I did not ask to have the characteristics I have. If you do not like me that’s between you and God! Complain to Him!" So, in essence, since God’s creation is a reflection of Him maybe you would not like God if you were to meet Him? If there are red, blue, yellow, white or any other color of flowers, it’s not the flower’s fault. Flowers have nothing to do with what color they are. The intelligent being that designed the flower is responsible for their color. Hate and intolerance only beget more hate and intolerance. That’s what is wrong with this world. Do you really want to be a part of propagating a philosophy of life that helps fuel the fires that may ultimately wipe out humanity?

As the scripture says:
" And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. " (Ephesians 4:32)

It may take a great deal of re-thinking to convince yourself to accept everyone because God said to, but it’s worth it.

"By this shall all [men] know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another. " (John 13:35)
It’s a good feeling to "love" everyone!



If the understanding of being a racist is like this, then I think everybody is a racist.
Yes, I am a racist because I am Unique as an individual... But I love everybody.

Are you a racist???


October 3, 2008

Smart Dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.

The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.

Everyone agreed that that was good.

The chemist said that his dog could do better still. he called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all agreed that that was the most impressive of all.

 

The joke implicitly refers to some people, consciously or unconsciously for making all kinds of excuses just to stay off from work or to do what they are suppose to be doing. Even more worst when that person works in the government or a politician. Given that each country has defects in the government because there is always the weakest link. The weakest link looks smarter and better of but accomplishes nothing. 

In the Phillipines, some politicians and government leaders think that they can do whatever they want to do because nobody can say a word to them. It is crazy how the society has becoming polluted with such false beliefs and leaders have lost their credibility. 

To be smart in avoiding responsibilities at work may result to an undeniable loss of order in the office of work. I remember when I was getting my drivers' license in the Philippines it took me one week to process my papers before I got into the Land Transportation Office to apply for my driver's license. Comparing that experience in the United States, the processing of the driver's license is way faster than home.  

I hope this kind of behavior will not be tolerated at all times. 

Anyways, thanks for my dumb friend (in a good way) for forwarding this mentally and politically challenging forwarded email. 

 

 

 

Paano mo malalaman kung LOVE mo ang isang tao?


Kapag hindi nag-text nang isang araw, nami-miss mo o nagwo-worry ka.
Kapag may iba siyang katext, nagseselos ka.
Habang katext mo, biglang nagpaalam na matutulog na, maiinis ka.
Tuwing aalis siya, inaalam mo kung saan siya pupunta.
Curious ka sa family niya.
Kapag dumampi ang balat/kamay niya sa yo, iba ang feeling mo.
Pagtunog ng cellphone mo, pangalan niya ang ine-expect mong lumitaw.
Bago ka matulog, siya ang iniisip mo.
Paggising mo, siya pa rin ang una mong maiisip.
Iniisip mo siya habang binabasa mo ito right now!



Call or text him/her now. 
Or drag him/her to chat here. The chatroom is on the upper side on your right of this page... 

Thanks to my Ate who sent this forwarded email to me... It reminded me of the person I love. Sarap pala mainlab!! 

October 2, 2008

My Coffee Machine

Coffee is good. I love to drink coffee in the morning before going to school. I got this forwarded email because my friend knew that I like coffee. After I followed all the instructions I was surprised on what I saw. It was like... ooohhh!!!! 

Do you want to know what I saw?? 
See it yourself!!!! 
Go get your coffee!!! Try it, its fun!! 
If you like it, please send the coffee machine to other coffee lovers. 
Be Charitable Please, make others smile :):)

This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out. Enjoy. 
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW) 
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 
5 CLICK ON 'OPEN' 
ENJOY! 
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!! 

COFFEE MACHINE

October 1, 2008

Games











Pinoy Haircut

When I first read this forwarded email from a friend, I thought I was reading an inspiring story about my fellow filipinos. When I scrolled down I found out that this was a joke about pinoys.... I laughed out loud on this joke. I did not expect the ending.... 

It is a normal thing for us but for others, it is something weird. We always go to where is for sale, 50% discount or bigger or lucky enough, free stuff. 

Thanks to my friend for forwarding this one.

 Now its your turn to read it. If you have read this before, read this again.... and laugh, smile or get upset the second time.....  



There was this good old barber in a city in the United States .  One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber but the barber replied, "I don't accept money from you.  I'm doing community service." The florist was happy and left the barbershop. The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.  

The following day, a policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replied, "I don't accept money from you. I'm doing community service."  The cop was happy and left the barbershop. The next morning when the barber opened his shop, there is a "thank you" card and a dozen freshly baked donuts waiting at his door. 

On the third day, a Filipino software engineer went for a haircut. He also wanted to pay the barber. But the barber also replied," I'm sorry.  I don't accept money from you. I'm doing community service." The Filipino software engineer was happy and left. The following morning when the barber opened his shop, he had a big surprise! 

Guess what he found! * * * * 







Can you guess?.... * * * * 




Do you know the answer yet?... * * * * 






Come on, think like a Filipino.... * * * * 







O, sirit ka na ba? 














There were a dozen FILIPINOS waiting for free haircuts ! ! ! ! ! !