For the Boys

This is a good one to keep in mind.

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, he says:

'I can cut them for you' said the pharmacist '

But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'