An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, he says:
'I can cut them for you' said the pharmacist '
But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'