FIVE SURGEONS

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best' everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.' I received this forwarded email two days ago and this is very timely because of the recent debate between the two US presidential candidates for 2008 election. Who is going to win the race? Barack Obama or John McCain? I do not know. I am concern only of one thing and that this forwarded email is not against politicians or anything. This is just a bad sense of humor from someone that sometimes make as laugh out loud and think that being a politician also is not an easy job. It is a very tough career to pursue because it demands a lot of things from the politician.  Is a politician a hero? Modern hero does not require being a politician but of being a good citizen. A good citizen plus a good politician in one make a country proud. May this serves as a challenge for politicians around the world to work more with dedication and unity so that the earth will be a more peaceful place to live. Election 2008!!! Vote Wisely!

Philipine News Update "Chinese-Pilipino Names"

This post is for all Filipinos around the world. A friend of mine forwarded me this email with the list of names. This is funny because when a Filipino read the names he or she would get it that the names mean something funny in Filipino language. I was laughing out loud while reading this forwarded email. Thanks to my friend who shared this to me.

I hope you enjoy reading it!!! Who knows you may pick one of these names to name your baby...... 

RECENTLY REGISTERED CHINESE BABIES BORN IN THE PHILIPPINES

Born during the night = Andy Lim

Born blind = Kenneth Sy

Born swindled = Lino Co

Born while cooking = Nilo Toh

Born as 10th child = Sam Po

Born while being courted = Lily Gaw

Born fat = Bob Uy

Born little = Kathy Ting

Born different = Eva Yan

Born with porridge = Lino Gaw 

Born looking for someone = Allen Sia

Born while counterfeiting = Faye King

Born on Sunday = Lyn Go

Born with malice = Mali Sia

Born during a quarrel = Ally Tan

Born with picture = Lara Wan

Born with sweets = Ken Dy

Born undefined = Sam Ting

Born while taking a bath = Lily Go

Born not to take a bath = Dina Lily Go

Born while buying = Bill Lee

Born secretly = Tina Go

Born to fart = Otto Tin

Born Ugly = Kaw Yan

Born abnormal = Sam Ting Wong

May reklamo ka? = Nat Ting!